2008-07-11 - 12:31 a.m.
so i live in new york city now. and it's 2008. welcome back.
the other day i was in central park to do some class reading in lovely environs. in the midst of a gripping paragraph about inclusive classrooms, i felt something fly into my crotch area. thinking that it was just a big fly and it had flown off by now, i just shook my pants a little and readjusted.
then.
and then flying out from my crotch area was what i can only describe as the smallest bird i have ever seen in my life. and i know it was a bird because when it took off from the small little nest it was apparently building in the space between my legs into the trees, it swooped and looped just as a bird would, swooped and looped just as the world's smallest crotch-wren would.
if people need any further proof that global warming exists, please look no farther than the fact that because of damage to the environments and thus migration patterns, avians are now flocking to hibernate in the habitat of my crotch.
