2007-02-27 - 10:11 p.m.
I hate it when you have that kind of chapstick that when you put it in your pocket and you walk around all day it manages to twist itself up secretly inside of the cap so when you pull off the cap there is this gigantic pillar of chap and you have to wind it back down to the bottom again which will just worm itself back up the minute you put it back into your pants or even sometimes it twists itself so far up in your pocket that it smashes into the top of the cap causing a huge glob to forever embed itself to the top of the cap so that you can't coax it back down to join the former united states of chap into the tube so you end up trying to scoop out the globs of chap in the top of the cap with your pinky and packing it back into the tube into another tube shape but all that really does is when you twist the pillar of chap up and you push it up against your lip the whole poorly packed chap from the cap just smashes against your lip in an enormous impractical glop that you know you can't smush and pack back into the tube because you already tried that and look what happens this is where we are right now so you just end up smearing the huge glob around your mouth making it look like your lips went for a too long dip into vaseline lake and everyone else wonders for the rest of the day why on earth your lips look like a gloppy melted candle.
i really really hate that.
