2006-12-19 - 11:44 p.m.
Girls of America,
Just because your Uggs boots may look nice and clean and potentially presentable, tucking loose sweatpants into them doesn't even out the whole "I can't care enough to put on a real pair of pants and therefore look like someone who actually has enough money to afford real clothes, which it's already apparent that I have that kind of money because, as you can see, I clearly have enough money to buy these overpriced ugly boots" look. Just thought you should know.
It's Things Like This That Make Me Like Men,
Steve "Stick it to 'Em, Sammy" Lynch
