2005-08-17 - 6:44 p.m.
So I'm in Thailand now, which is good. There are lots and lots of attractive people, which makes me kind of weird inside. I guess they can't help it? I just wish the European ladies would start putting their tops on. Holy crap, it's gross.
Earlier this week, I lost my glasses. Which is? Bad news. I went swimming and came back and they were gone. For three days my vacation buddy and I searched around in the huts, the beach, everywhere. We couldn't find them. So Jen had to go around and describe everything for me because I seriously can't see more than 3 feet in front of my face. "Jen, who is that over there? Are they attractive?" "Jen, what does this bracelet look like? Should I buy it?" We were really not looking forward to going back to Bangkok and having her look at everything for me when we went super shopping.
So the glasses. We had no idea what happened to them, so we had two ideas. Idea #1: Someone just stole them off my blanket as I blissfully dipped in the Gulf of Thailand. I don't like this idea because everyone seems so nice (especially Bob and Sara from Manchester, who I'm obsessed with). Idea #2: I just jumped into the ocean with my glasses on and lost them in the waves, unaware I was wearing them. I don't like this idea because it makes me look like a major turdbrain.
So on day 3 of no glasses, I walk up to the front desk of a bungalow place and they tell me that someone returned my glasses! Where did they find them? They washed up on the shore. So do you know what that means? You're all friends with a major dipshitbrain who jumps into the ocean with his glasses still on. Be proud to have me in your ranks, genius friends of mine.
