2005-05-10 - 4:00 p.m.
Do you know what will really affect a meal you're eating? When you're sitting at a bar, strangely located in the middle a field overrun with crows, and in the distance you see hordes of naked little boys run along grassy ridge (grass grows here?) and jumping into an invisible canal. It's hard enough concentrating on your food so that you can aptly enough pull all of the fat and bone off the meat. But it seems we're getting into the season where a bit of heat makes every boy peel off their clothing and bath in any available puddle of water.
To give you an idea of what this is like, when I come back to America, I'm going to run around naked in the back of all your yards, jumping into little kiddie pool I've set up, while you eat dinner. See if you can concentrate on your monterey jack grilled cheese sandwich then.
